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The Arsenal Women Journal – Tight Wins Keep Hopes Intact [RAS 2-1 LIV, ARS 1-0 TWE]

Hello, Arsenal Women aficionados! It’s been a while since we last spoke, and Arsenal built on their all-important win against Real Madrid with two very narrow but equally important results against Liverpool in the WSL, and against Twente in the UWCL. Both performances were somehow unconvincing, and the scoreline was much closer than it should […]

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Arsenal’s Heroic Decision To Lose To Aston Villa Ensures Manchester City’s Continued Struggle With Trophy Storage Continues (Satire)

In an act of selfless generosity to football’s most vulnerable oil-backed institution, Arsenal bravely lost to Aston Villa, officially confirming that Manchester City are, unfortunately, champions again. Experts have described Arsenal’s performance as “a decisive intervention to protect City from the emotional hardship of finishing second.” Club insiders confirmed that Arsenal’s 1/3 of a season-long […]

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The Kings of the Ignored

I was really struggling to find what the theme was from the Brentford game. I finally landed on how Arsenal are over complicating their attacking style, but you’ll read about that another day  because I had an epiphany. I’m always ashamed to say that I haven’t given this enough attention already. My enlightenment started when […]

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